A Day in the Life

Travis has a fairly firm life philosophy: calories are good for you; butter should be the staple of your diet (not implied: he has actually stated this emphatically several times); you should never eat ConAgra food products (pretty much anything you eat is ConAgra. I ignore this, as I refuse to grow my own grains. I also ignore the rest of it.); exercise should consist mainly of weight-bearing exercises; you should not turn on your lights. So, when I walked into the kitchen the other day, it wasn't actually a huge shock to find him doing lunges with three cookies in his hands, half of one in his mouth. In the dark.